Bruce Banner + 9

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9. "Get away from him/her!"


We were at one of Stark's parties when it happened. I swear, I only stepped away for one second to speak to Steve, and when I looked back, some rich girl was hanging all over Bruce.

"Hang on Cap, I gotta go take care of this." I kept my cool as I strode over to rescue my boyfriend and cleared my throat. "Sorry Bruce, I didn't mean to be gone so long. Want to head back to our floor now?"

The blonde gave me a dirty look and a plastic laugh. "He's a little busy, sweetheart. Why don't you go chase someone more your speed?"

Obviously, she thought she threatened me, but really, the joke was on her. Smirking, I simply stated, "Let me make this easy for you, sweetheart , he's uncomfortable and not interested. In other words: Get away from him."

With another death glare, she slouched off, probably to terrorize someone else. Bruce sighed in relief. "Thanks, I thought she'd be superglued to me for the rest of the night."

I grinned. "Not while I'm around, love. The only one you're stuck with is me."

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