3. "You're right above 'clown' on my creepy scale."
23. "Is this one of those times when you want me to lie to protect your delicate emotions?"
"Is this one of those times when you want me to lie to protect your delicate emotions?"
"Loki, please..." But the idiot wouldn't stop laughing. "Fine! Just be brutally honest, then!"
Grinning, he said, "Darling... I'm afraid you're right above 'clown' on my creepy scale."
I huffed. "Meanie. It's not my fault the hair dye didn't turn out right..."
"Ah, worry not, my dear. I don't care what you look like, I love you."
Putting on my best puppy eyes and pouty face, I looked up at him. "Can you magic it back? Pleeeease ?"
He chuckled. "Anything for you, my love."
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