めんどくさい

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I woke up to obnoxious crying.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Scratch that really obnoxious crying. I wish I can make them shut up. Now that I think about it, is there a mute option? I guess I'll look for it.

'System command: Open'

As I thought that a black box screen appeared and the world around me froze. 

[Main menu

Status

Skill list

Inventory

Relations

World map (Locked)

Quest (Locked)

Help

Save

Settings]

'Settings'

[Settings

Music - On/Off

Volume - 1/2/3/4/5

Captions - On/Off

Language - English

Restart

Back]

'Oh, there's the mute button well, more like buttons. Music off.'

A few seconds later I noticed the 'Restart' option making me confused.

'Why the hell is there a restart option?'

[So you can restart.]

'I know but why?'

[It's the game master's choice.]

'So are you the game master or is it someone else.'

[Answer not available.]

'Useless fuck.'

[...]

'Fine, ignore me. System command: Close'

The black box disappeared and the world unfroze but I heard no sound. I look to my left to see a crying baby. Since I'm here I need to figure out what timeline I'm in. 

'I'm alive so that means that the kagura massacre/invasion whatever the hell it's called didn't happen yet and the baby next to me has white hair. That must be Kimimaro unless every Kagura clan member that has shikotsumyaku has white hair. That means I'm in the canon timeline. Since Kimimaro was 15 when he, Garra, and Lee fought I must be 2 or 3 years older than Naruto. Which also means that it's about 2 or 3 years before Obito controls Kurama.'

As I finish sorting my thoughts a black box appears in front of me.

[+2 WIS for figuring things out.]

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