*literally every (Mark/Mark ego) x child!reader fanfic you've ever read*
You: Alright good, thanks dad... why is everyone looking at me?
Google: you just called Dark dad. You said 'Thanks Dad'
You: what? No I didnt. I said 'thanks man.'
Dark: do you see me as a father figure, Y/n
You: no. If anything I see you as a bother figure. Cuz you're always bothering me.
Wilford: hey! Show your father some respect!
Dark: it's ok, I believe you
You: thank you
Dark: my child. Want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
You:... I'd like that.
CUZ WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY R I G H T
I'm laughing so hard t
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Ego One-Shots
FanfictionI include the Sanders Sides, Markiplier Egos, and Jacksepticeye Egos. I'm an inconsistent person, so I'm sorry I have like 8 oneshot books that have like 3.8 chapters, but I'm trying!! But anyway, requests are always open, I'll have the rules on t...
