Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished] (Again)

Chapter 13: Namekimania 2011

A/N: Recoome steps up next to battle Vegeta, but soon finds himself in quite the predicament when he get's attacked by You.

Vegeta stood over the spot where she had just blasted Guldo to oblivion.

Goahn: you really saved us, Vegeta.

Krillin: yeah... You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there. Really showed that Team Five Star spirit...!

Vegeta: they'll never find your body...

Gohan: I feel a little sorry for those guys. They just lost their teammate. They must be devastated.

Jeice: so... when was the last time you had to.. you know?

Recoome: three weeks.

Jeice: bloody hell! Three weeks?

Burter: I did it on the trip here.

Recoome: recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.

Jeice noticed Guldo's headless corpse.

Jeice: oy...! oy, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?

Recoome: how tragic...

There was a short pause.

Burter: not telling the captain! 1-2-3, not it!

Recoome: not it!

Jeice: not it... Aww, wankers...

It was now Recoome's turn to step up as his opponent was Vegeta.

Vegeta: so, are we gonna do this or wha....

Recoome: HIT... RECOOOOOME'S MUSIC!

"Hangarmageddon" by Evil Horde started playing.

Recoome: Vegeta, you think that just because you're the Princess of all Saiyans you're the best there is at what you do... But let Recoome tell you something, sister: you ain't no Wolverine! And you ain't got what it takes to step up to a five... time... champion!

Vegeta: champion of what?

(Y/N): the champion of bragging, I'm going to guess.

Jeice: this fight right here is gonna be a bloomin' slobberknocker it is.

Burter: you can just feel the intensity!

Vegeta: who are you talking to?

Burter: The audience.

Jeice: we're doing commentary, mate.

Logan: what audience? There's no one even here except us.

Recoome: you see, Vegeta, you sit here and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe; how they're the most ruthless. Well, look at where they are now: DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man! Because the name's Recoome, and it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be hurting... all... too... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

He does a fighting pose, accompanied by the audience cheering, which dies down as Krillin and Gohan were terrified. You and Logan weren't intimidated at all while Vegeta just continued to glare at Recoome.

Vegeta: wrestling's fake.

The audience started booing, with a slight embrance of "you su-diddly-uck" being heard)

Vegeta: oh, go to Hell, all of you! And if it means getting this damn thing over with, then I'm just going to have to kill your ass! Now hit... MY music!