Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished] (Again)

Chapter 86: a Fusion is born

A/N: while the Elder Kai is initially trying to give Gohan a special ability he knows, the boys finally succeed in getting fusion down after some less than successful attempts.

Goka and the others were looking over at the strange old man for a little while in complete silence before Shin finally decided to say something to him.

Shin: uh..... can we help you old...... um..... who are you exactly?

???: oh, who? Me? I'm just a kai. About..... 14, or is it 15? Yes! 15 generations ago from here!

Shin & Kibito: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Goka and Gohan merely looked to one another in confusion of this.

Kibito: y.... you're the Great Lord Kaioshin?!

Elder Kai: yeah, but you can just call me Elder Kai for short. I should really thank you all for releasing from my long imprisonment from the sword. Seriously, it was so cramped in there that had my nuts rubbed up against each other any longer it might have started a freaking fire.

Gohan:....... Okay?

Goka: how exactly did you get sealed up in that sword anyway?

Elder Kai: oh, you have no idea how much I appreciate you asking that question. See, it was about roughly 75 Million years ago. Me and this one person, who was a major cranky bitch by the way, had a meeting with each other. One thing led to another, they were just intimidated by just how good-looking and overall fearsome I was and the freaking short-tempered bitch sealed me away inside the Z-Sword.

He said as he technically wasn't wrong, but some parts of his tail did have him speaking as if he was likely making it up.

Goka: hey Gohan, maybe we could put this guy to the test to see how strong he might be!

Gohan: uh..... I don't really know about that, Mom.

Goka: oh come on, it'll be fun.

Goka said as she lifted up her hand and charged a light ki blast towards the Elder Kai before directly firing it at him.

Elder Kai: wait, what the hel.....?!

Everyone quickly looked in shock as Elder Kai was sent knocking back with a head covered in smoke from the blast.

Shin: oh no! Great Elder Kai!

Shin and Kibito ran up to Elder Kai as they tried to check if he was still alive while also trying blow out the smoke from his face.

Kibito: are you alright!

Shin: please be alive!

Elder Kai soon opened his eyes.

Elder Kai: ugh......

He quickly jumped up and yelled at the top of his lounge as Goka for what she did.

Elder Kai: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM; YOU STUPID, F**KING, RETARDED BITCH?! WERE YOU DROP ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ARE YOU A STUPID AUSTIC INBRED CHILD OR SOMETHING?!

Goka: man, for someone who's suppose to be such a big deal, he's honestly petty rude.

Elder Kai: I wasn't feared for my power you know! It was because of the ability I had!

Goka: wait, really? What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

Elder Kai: yeah, I don't think I will after you literally just blasted me right in the face!