PORN-CATION || J.JK ✓

Chapter 19- Oil.

"So should I wear the red one or the white one?" I questioned my best friend again over the video call who was currently busy shaving her vagina. "Seriously do you really have to do this while video calling me Stella?" I groaned a little before looking through the pile of clothes settled over the floor again as she continued to laugh at my condition while doing her job.

Stella is probably one of the only things that I want to keep in my memories from my not so happy childhood but unfortunately she moved to Japan in order to complete her education four years ago. She's planning to move back soon whenever she's done with her studies and honestly I can't wait for that day to come.

She's always been cold to Taehyung since the very beginning as she never really felt comfortable with the idea of the kind of relationship I was having with him since she knew that I wasn't the type to have an intimate moment with someone and not just catch feelings.

That being mentioned, she was more than relief when she heard that I was done with Taehyung but furious at the same time because of all the drama that unravelled so I had to hide certain things from her for now like Taehyung asking me back because I definitely didn't want Stella dropping out and flying back with a kitchen knife to murder Taehyung with.

She was a bit skeptical about my relationship with Jungkook but soon settled after she noticed how happy I looked and also the fact that the relationship was actually a committed one rather than the one with Taehyung but still she decided she'll directly converse with Jungkook once she's back rather than over the phone because apparently that won't be enough for her detailed analysis.

"Bitch you called me while I was shaving so it's your fault okay!" she yelled playfully as I chuckled at her condition."Then get a Brazilian wax moron" I replied while her eyes widened as If i just confessed to taking drugs, "Oh hell nah bitch, I ain't letting a random women touch my pussy with her crusty hands and no joke the last time I went to get that done I felt like farting at her face" she explained with some dramatic expressions as usual.

"Okay but jokes apart which one?" I whined stressing over the fact that I have to soon start getting ready for the date Jungkook is about to take me to for our official one year anniversary. He didn't mention where but he did say it's going to be formal which is exactly stressing my mind even more because I definitely don't want to end up looking like a clown.

"None, Jesus Y/n. What are you, 11? bitch get the purple dress you bought last winter. Show your body dude because soon you'll have kids and shit and those two little babies will turn soggy as shit for sure" she ranted out because despite of living far apart she still knows my closet better than me.

"Why would they turn soggy?" I questioned as I thought about the dress she recommended at the same time. "Bitch your kids gonna suck some milk from their, dumb dumb dumb" she sighed as I scrunched my nose a little, not wanting to imagine that scenario at least for now.

I immediately dashed to dive in my closet in an attempt to hopefully find the dress in a good condition since I never wore it before. "Did you watch the Justin Seagull's interview? I swear to god I'm scared that someone might accidentally hand me down a night apple so I stopped eating apple for a while" she continued as I looked through the clothes.

"Yeah I know right but I didn't get to finish the whole episode because Jungkook got jealous anyways what's up with Josh?" I questioned wondering if the guy lasted or not.

"Josh who?" she questioned back looking more curious than me while I face palmed in disappointment, I really expected that guy to last for at least a month since saying that I was just beyond surprise after finding out he lasted for a weak would be an understatement.

"Ohhh Josh! oh no no no. You know we finally fucked like 2 days after that and I swear to god his dick was smaller than my face roller like what kinda fuckery is that even?" she ranted out immediately once she understood as I finally pulled out the purple dress and walked closer towards the phone. "Bitch you really need to get someone you know and stop sleeping around with guys I don't want you getting STDs- wait who tf is that?!" I yelled as I saw a man with only his boxers on casually walking towards a television with a bucket of ice cream.