Him: * bumps in to someone*
Him: Oh, uhm sorry…
Him: Wait, why is this bitch screaming?
Him: Oh yeah.
Him: I forgot.
Him: I'm Harry fucking Styles.
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1D randomness
Hayran KurguThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
