Teacher: Niall put your food away!
Niall: But... I'm hungry.
Teacher: Sorry Liam, I'm going to have to fail you.
Liam: Why?
Teacher: Because 'cat' isn't spelt with a 'k'.
Teacher: Where's Zayn?
Classmate: He's in the bathroom.
Teacher: What's he doing in there? He's been there for half the class.
Classmate: He's fixing his hair...
Teacher: Louis, to the office, NOW!
Louis: I didn't do anything wrong!
Teacher: You can't pull you pants down in the middle of class!
Harry: You look great today Ms Flack.
Teacher: Thank you Harry, just keep in mind I'm 20 years older than you.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
