If I accidently touched Zayn I would be like oops I'm sorry Zayn. Im sorry for touching your perfect soft skin. I'm sorry for putting my dirty finger on you. I'm sorry I'm a mess. Dammit. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for being alive. In sorry Zayn.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
