Ugly pesant: one direction are ugly.
Me:
One direction:
The queen of england:
Simon cowell:
Lou Teasdale:
Ed sheeran:
Obama:
Oprah:
Police: so she just ran into your knife ten times?
Me: that's exactly what happened.

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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.