Me: wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *in the shower* WE'RE LIKE NA NA NA
Me: *in to a hair brush* BUT I SEE YOU WITH HIM, SLOW DANCING
Me: *running around the house* I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT, JUMP AROUND UNTILL WE SEE THE SUN
Me:*upside down, balancing herself on the couch* I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN BUT FOR YOU I'LL BE SUPERHUMAN
Me:*making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family:*comes home*
Me:*locks myself in my room and goes on twitter* *quietly* shut the door, turn the light off
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
