Me: mum let's buy a house next to harry styles
Mum: why?
Me: glad you asked, I have a whole plan. Okay if I live by him I don't have to act like a crazy insane fan, cause I'll see him all the time. One day when he's outside I'll be 'casually walking' and trip, fall and bust my head open. He'll come running to ask me if I'm okay, that's when I use my acting skills and tell him "no, I think I need an ambulance" then he calls them and that makes us friends instantly. Then he'll introduce me to the rest of the boys and I'll ask them if they want to go on holiday in madagascar, where it is coincidently legal to marry five boys... Then BOOM my life is made, I can finally live in peace.
Mum: I didn't bring you up to be like this, you know?
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
