Liam: oh dear goodness gracious. Well what happens darling is that mummy and daddy pray to god and tell him we want a wonderful new baby and he tells the angels to make the perfect child for the parent. The he gets the stork to come deliver it to mummy and oh goodness your too young for this and then the stork puts it in mummy's tummy.
Zayn: children are made from seeds of love planted in heavens own garden of joy aha. :) xx
Niall: basically god puts the baby in a pizza and mummy eats the pizza and that's how you get in her tummy.
Louis: babies are made when you stick a penis in to a vagina. Now kids I want you to know, if you ever need anything else, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in this house. I'm not like a 'regular' dad, I'm a 'cool' dad. You guys keep me young. Oh god, love yeah!
Harry: well basically you have to umm... get along really well with someone and then you ummm... stick your willy... into umm well... basically their vagina... so umm yeah.
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FanficThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
