Louis: Are you going to order all of that, I don't think so *snaps fingers in z formation*
Niall: There isn't any food left but you can have some free ketchup.
Zayn: *checks himself out in reflective surfaces* this cooker is hot but I am hotter
Harry: everyone get out of my kitchen *sees old woman* except for her, she stays.
Liam: okay that will be $24.93, oh no don't you have enough money, it okay I'll pay for you *customer faints*
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
