Harry: hm.... Erm...... You and ah..... Hm.... Yea, you and this um, shirt get on very well.
Liam: oh this dress makes your eyes look really beautiful. OMG was I too cheeky? Oh sorry I didn't mean to. Feel free to talk to the manager about me. I feel terrible. You know what, take this dress on me.
Zayn: you should take this skirt because its meant for you, because everything happens for a reason. Aha :)
Niall: you should take this coat because it has big pocket ands you can store a lot of food in it. Man, I'm hungry.
Louis: oh no no no no. This shirt DOES NOT fit you well. I'm sorry but you look ugly. *takes shirt off your hands and walks out snapping fingers in z formation.
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
