*le cannon*
Zayn: oh shit Niall, I told you not to eat them berries!
Niall: *dies*
Zayn:Oh harreh, I see loueh and liam, let's killem
Louis: Liam, stop the twitcam and run!!!
Liam: bye guise!! Let's get #runliam trending worldwide!!
Zayn: Ooh is that a table? Is that a motherfucking table?
Zayn: Oh ma gawd dats a table!!!1!!
Harry: Stop zayn!! We have 2 win this!!!!!
Zayn: Loueh!!!!? Move yo ass, I got a table to break
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1D randomness
FanficThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.