Peasant: ed sheeran is stupid
Peasant: one direction is gay
Me:
Peasant:
Me:
Police: so can you tell me what happened?
Me: he ran in to my knife.
Me: he ran in to my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind me: HE HAD IT COMING!
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
