Killer: * calls Zayn* I see you
Zayn: Really? Do I look good?
Killer: ...
Killer: *enters kitchen* what are you doing
Niall: making a sandwich
Killer: at a time like this?
Niall: there's always time to eat
Killer: ...
Killer: *opens bedroom door* what the...
Louis: shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?
Harry: come back to bed, boo bear!
Killer: ...
Liam: *goes on twitcam* hey guys! There's a killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice...
Killer: I need a new hobby.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
