Child: Mum can I throw this out?
Me: what is is?
Child: just a cd.. by some one direction.... Up all night?
Me: WHAT!?!!??! Can I see that?
Child: um sure..
Me: stares at the album*
Child: mum… are you okay?
Me: lilo, go get Larry and ziall. I have a story to tell you kids.
YOU ARE READING
1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
