Blaming everything on modest be like:
Me:The boys aren't coming to my state for the WWA tour *cries* I blame you modest.
Me:I just failed my test *frowns* I blame you modest.
Me:I just stubbed my toe *hops on one foot* I blame you modest.
Me:Ugh I just started my period *scowls* I blame you modest.
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1D randomness
Hayran KurguThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.