"Knock knock"
"No Harry please don't"
"Oh please c'mon just one"
"Okay fine, who's there?"
"Urine"
"Urine who?"
"URINEsecure dont know what for"
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.