Harry: Erm, basically you.... Uh... drive... for like.... 1 mile... then...you...err...you...missed...the turn...re...calculat...ing.
Louis: Listen bitch, you drive for five miles and then you turn right. If you miss that is you're own problem not mine.
Zayn: Aha enjoy the car ride that is life... turn left at the next intersection.
Niall: Turn right in to McDonalds drive thru you cunt! I want a sandwich!
Liam: Turn left after driving for three miles. Oh no. I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! I am going to hell. Oh no I just said hell! Oh my gosh! I am so sorry god, please forgive me!
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
