The one direction academy:
Principle: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik.
Substitutes: Perrie Edwards, Eleanor Calder
Language: 1D
Detention: Sitting with Caroline Flack
Math: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out
Science: Finding out what your children with the boys will look like using modern technology
English:Writing fanfics and songs
History: Learning about the boys family history
Geography: Mapping out the boys world tours.
Music: Learning how to play one direction songs on various instruments.
Drama:Learn how to make video diaries and reenacting them.
P.E: Exercise by dancing (inbetweeners dance, pat the dog and screw the light bulb, stop the traffic, let them through etc)
Business Studies: Calculating sale totals.
Marketing: Promoting their albums
Agriculture: Taking care of turtles and cats.
IT:Making gifs, usage of tumbler and twitter.
School transport: 1D's tour bus, magic carpet or wardrobes (for narnian residents)
School uniform: one direction merchendise, suspenders, supras, stripped t-shirts, varsity jackets, blazers, polo's, tank tops, snapbacks, rolled up jeans or no clothing for special occasions.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
