If I saw one direction across the road, I wouldn't approach them. Instead I'd pay a homeless person to punch me in front of them. Based on the fanfics I've read, they will rush to my aid and invite me to their house to get an ice pack or something. I will say something cute and witty that will make them kiss me and we will get married and live happily ever after.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
