Interviewer: so harry how would you describe your body in three words?
Harry: A bit disappointing
Me: what
My mum: what
My dad: what
My brother: what
My sister: what
My dog: what
My cat: what
Obama: what

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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.