English teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and different time. The boy grew up to be a successful you man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him. From his real name to what his favourite colour is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware he won't be able to read them and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. The pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl can only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it will end. The boy... will never know how much the girl loves him.
English teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach
English teacher: What?
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
