Liam: oh no guys, quick let's take cover under a table. Did somebody grab the first aid kit? Yes? Good. Let's hope everyone is okay.
Niall: Must...... finish...... this...... burger...... without...... dropping...... it.
Zayn: Its alright boys, just a bump in the rollercoaster of life.
Louis: this table is terrible, whoever made it sucks. My butt can't fit underneath it.
Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
