Sometimes I just want to drag Harry in to an empty hotel room, throw him on the bed, straddle his thighs, rip off his shirt and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DAMN TATTOO'S BECAUSE I CANNOT HANDLE THE SUSPENSE!!
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
Harry
Sometimes I just want to drag Harry in to an empty hotel room, throw him on the bed, straddle his thighs, rip off his shirt and MAKE HIM EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DAMN TATTOO'S BECAUSE I CANNOT HANDLE THE SUSPENSE!!