1) Once in L.A harry ran into a door and Niall couldn't stop laughing about it, then later that day Niall ran into the same door
2) Louis has banned the boys from dating any of his sisters
3) Once Harry burst in to tears and couldn't stop crying because he forgot to kiss his mum goodbye
4) The boys all agree that Niall is the best kisser
5) Zayn once told harry that he was quitting the band on the 30th of February and harry wouldn't stop crying until he realized there is no February 30th
6) Zayn tried to eat Niall's last chip and as a punishment Niall tried to eat his hand
7) Niall's mum forgot to cook him dinner and after that Niall dissapeared for two days
8) Louis sleep walks and once Niall found him on the floor in the middle of the night singing jungle book

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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.