One direction playing flappy bird:
Liam: Oh my god, stop hitting the pi- no it hit the pipe! Please no- okay try again. [Tap] okay... [Tap] easy....
Zayn: mate you can't do that its like... Just flap the bird [dies] oh shit.
Louis: fucking hell I hate this fucking game. Fucking bird can't fucking fly stewpid.
Niall: I can't believe it! I died again! Best game in the world.
Harry: Flap, flap, flappy bird. Flap, flap- oh you silly thing. Fly through the pipe, pal. Come on, flap, flap, flappy bird.....

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1D randomness
FanficThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.