Teacher: if you have ten cakes and you give someone two, how many do you have left?
Niall: Ten.
Teacher: Well what if someone forcibly took two of your cakes, how many would you have then?
Niall: Ten and a dead body
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1D randomness
Hayran KurguThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
