Drew: come on kid, just give me the Pepsi.
Niall: Heck naw, it mine! I saw it first!
Drew: Kid I'm Drew Brees.
Niall: niall don't care! You ain't touching my Pepsi.
Drew: ... can we at least share?
Niall:NIALL HORAN DOESNT SHARE! Besides its too late. You can have the can.
Drew: what!? How did you have the whole thing? I've been talking to you this whole time!
Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
