Imagine one direction underwater:
Harry: Hey! Look its a catfish! Although, it doesn't look as I expected.
Niall: When I said I was going on a sea food diet, this wasn't what I meant!
Liam: Now look here shark! You shouldn't eat baby fishies. Oh...... Was I too hard on you? I didn't mean to shout. You can eat whatever you want, I'm sorry.
Zayn: Don't tell me my hair is flat. OMG. Please no.
Louis: AH! STRIPY FISH! HI!!!

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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.