Zayn:Hope my boy will ride the rollercoaster that is life aha x
Liam: Twitcam latr 2 show mine and Danielle's little grl
Louis: Proud to say I am the father to a beautiful girl :) x
Niall: LOVE MY MOFO KID!
Harry: apples taste good in hospitals...
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.