When I go to a 1D signing:
Me: *Goes up to Harry*
Me: can you sign this please?
Me: *shoves paper in front of him*
Harry: sure love!
Harry: *signs paper*
Me: *grins evilly and walks away*
Harry: Wait!....... Was that an adoption form?
Me: ummm............... no?..........
Me: *runs away*
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1D randomness
أدب الهواةThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
