Mum: one direction are on TV
Me:
*trips over chair*
*runs into door*
*slips on floor*
*dives over couch*
*slides in front of TV*
OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!
YOU ARE READING
1D randomness
FanficThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.