*sneaks one direction lyrics in to my wedding vows*
"And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face. It took just a minute to steal my heart." (Everyone attending bursts in to tears)
"I just want to show you off to all of my friends making them drool down their chinny chin chins." ( crowd nods approvingly)
"Tonight lets get some." (Crowd gasps and covers children's ears.)
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1D randomness
ФанфикThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
