Paul: Okay boys don't be- harry leave that woman alone.
Harry: But we were getting on so well.
Paul: Louis why is that girl crying?
Louis: Look at what she is wearing, I couldn't stay quiet paul.
Paul: niall where did you get that sandwich?
Niall:* points at a couple having a picnic*
Zayn: paul there's leaves in my hair. Oh my god I can feel them in my quiff.
Paul: at least Liam's behavi-
Liam:*goes over to a couple making out* excuse me what you are doing is very innapropriate. There are children here and be sure to use protection later. You'll thank me.
Paul: This wasn't in my contract.
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FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
