Louis: you only want me when I'm bacon
Harry: I'm beef, I'm beef, you can call me a beef
Liam: cuz your friends, they look good but you look butter
Niall: its gotta be foood, only fooooooood
Harry: who do you think you are? Who do you think I ham?
Niall: if I'm chowder would you eat me?
Harry: shot me outta the pie
Liam: your insecure, doughnut what for
Zayn: get out, get out, get outta my bread
Harry: nothings fine I'm corn
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1D randomness
Fiksi PenggemarThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
