There was a time when:
Carrots were vegetables
Someone said "no!" you didn't have to say "jimmy protested!"
You saw or heard about a cat and didn't think of pussys or cat lovers.
You ate cookies, you didn't think about a cookie man.
Someone was in the kitchen and you didn't scream "GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!"
You saw the number 5 and didn't think of people.
You saw a pigeon, you didn't scream "Kevin!"
You heard an Irish or British accent and didn't think of a group.
Face it, you're a dedicated directioner
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
