Waitress: Can I take your order?
Dad: Im torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken.
Me: Nothings fine, he's torn.
Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels.
Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor.
Waitress: Illusions never change in to something real.
Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn.
Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
Waitress: I'll get you free drinks just for that.
Dad: What just happened?
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1D randomness
FanficThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
