*one direction pulls you on stage*
1D: what's your name?
Me: my future wife.
1D: everyone meet my future wife!
Me: ....
1D ....
Audience: ....
My parents: ....
Obama: ....
Aliens: ....
1D: oh wait..
YOU ARE READING
1D randomness
ספרות חובביםThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
