At a family party doing impressions:
Dad: OK, my turn! Guess who I am.
Dad: Omg I like totally love Harry Styles.
Dad: I just want to run my fingers through his hair and look in to his deep blue eyes.
Dad: Ugh I love one direction. Why are they so cute and perfect?
Dad: *fake cries* I just want Harry to love me!
Dad: Why is one direction on TV. I did not give you permission to play MY BABIES ON TV!
Dad: *fake cries some more*
Dad: OK, who was that? Guess.
Me: Green. His eyes are green.
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
