How one direction would wake up their future children:
Harry: um...erm...you...like...have..to yeah..uhm... Just wake up, you have school babe.
Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you? Now wake up so you can have breakfast that will give you the nutrition you need for the day.
Louis: wakey, wakey. You've had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes.
Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.
Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF YOUR BREAKFAST!!
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
