Niall: never do that again, do you even understand how bad-
*bell rings for lunch*
*pushes over the student in trouble and runs to the cafeteria*
Harry: so basically
*scratches heads awkwardly*
erm...... so ........ you like...... can't.... do that
Zayn: okay you need to keep your hands and feet inside the rollercoaster of life next time.
Liam: okay I know you made a woopsy but next time be good........ Omg that was so harsh! I'm so sorry.... You know what? Here's a lollipop and a sticker. Have a gold star too. Now run along my precious honey bunch of oats.
Louis: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!?! AND YOU'RE TALKING BACK TO ME!?!?!?!?!?! NOT IN MY HOUSE PEASANT,NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!
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1D randomness
FanfictionThis story includes a lot of randomness as it says in the title. WARNING: some of these jokes are very carrotty. You've been warned.
