Leopardstar: OK. Today is the Reaping, as you may know. I've given y'all numbers, right? Yeah, so, when your number's called out, come up to the front and see who will be your enemy. This is warriors to apprentices only. OK.. Number... 4 and 17.
Reedwhisker: Aw, come on! *Pads up to Leopardstar* I'm number 4.
Leopardstar: OK. Number 17, come up! Number 17? Can you hear your leopard leader?
Petalfur: Um, I'm number 17.... *Slowly pads up*
Leopardstar: Well, we have two tributes for the annual RiverClan Games! May you support district RiverClan and may StarClan be with you. This year's game is... *Whispers* Mistyfoot, it's your time to shine!
Mistyfoot: GANGNAM STYLE SHOWDOWN! *Tosses moss into the air*
Elders: *Also toss moss into the air*
Leopardstar: Let the 200th RiverClan Games... begin!
Reedwhisker: *Starts Gangnam Styling*
Petalfur: What? What are we supposed to do? Dance around like a bunch of frog-brains? I'M CONFUSED FOR THE SAKE OF STARCLAN! D:
Leopardstar: Reedwhisker wins. End of. Petalfur, you will see to Dapplenose and Pouncetail.
Petalfur: WHAT?! AW, COME ON! I'M NOT AN APPRENTICE ANYMORE! D':
Leopardstar: It is the rules of the RiverClan Games.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
