Antpelt: MONSTER!!!
Breezepelt: WHERE?!
Antpelt: *Points at Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: I am not a monster.
Antpelt: Wait, the monster is over--
Breezepelt: THERE! *Runs over to monster* Hello, monster. *Monster is still*
Antpelt: Is it asleep?
Breezepelt: I dunno. *Sticks tongue out at monster* NA NA NA NA, YOU ARE RABBIT-BRAINED!
Antpelt: I don't think--
Breezepelt: EAT MY DUST! *Kicks dust at the monster's eyes*
Antpelt: Let's steal it and kidnap Jayfeather's precious stick!
Breezepelt: YEAH!
Both: *Go inside the monster*
Antpelt: What now? I don't have a monster's license.
Breezepelt: HOT WIRE IT!
Antpelt: What?
Breezepelt: *Sighs and hot wires monster*
Monster: *Opens eyes*
Antpelt: *Presses a button in the middle of the steering wheel*
Monster: *Roars*
Antpelt: AAAAAAAAH!
Monster: *Starts going forward and starts going to the lake*
Antpelt and Breezepelt: FOX-DUNG! *Monster goes into the lake and the two cats start climbing into the roof of the monster*
Jayfeather: And you mouse-brains thought you could steal the stick. HA HA, YOU FAILED! >:D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
