Heathertail: Hi, I'm doing a survey from WindClan. Wait. . . LIONBLAZE?! :D
Lionblaze: Hey!
Heathertail: I forgot to tell you that you're the father of Barkpaw, Lionpaw and Rabbitpaw! :D
Lionblaze: And Lionpaw's named after me. :')
Cinderheart: . . .
Harespring: GET ON WITH THE FREAKING SURVEY, HEATHERTAIL! -.-
Heathertail: Sure thing, Hairy. ;) Okay, so, how awesome am I?
Lionblaze: V --
Cinderheart: Not very. Okay, thanks for coming, you can leave now. -.-
Lionblaze: She means that as stay for some of our coke-offee. :)
Heathertail: Sweet StarClan! Thanks, Cindyheart!
Cinderheart: What. . . did. . . you. . . CALL ME?!
Heathertail: Cindyheart.
Cinderheart: I HATE YOU ALREADY, UGLY BARNACLE!
Lionblaze: She's pretty, Cinderheart. :s
Cinderheart: BUT I'M PRETTY! c:
Heathertail: This is your life story, Cindyheart. One day there was an ugly barnacle called Cindyheart. She was soooo ugly everyone died. The end. :)
Cinderheart: THIS MEANS WAR, UGLYTAIL! >:O
Heathertail: I was being nice. Can't you appreciate that? -.-
Lionblaze: *Sits on a chair with popcorn*
Harespring: *Joins Lionblaze*
Cinderheart and Heathertail: *Just glare at each other for an hour*
Cinderheart: Lionblaze, who do you love?
Lionblaze: Meeeeeeee! :D
Cinderheart and Heathertail: *Storm off*
Lionblaze: What? I'm so full of myself. Besides, a Lionblaze has to love himself. c:
Harespring: I love myself! :o
Lionblaze: FRIENDS! :D
Harespring: Whoo! :D
Lionblaze: Best friends for life! :D
Harespring: Sweet! :D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...