Millie: I'm leaving ThunderClan. YOU ARE ALL SO MEAN TO ME! *Storms off*
Greystripe: YES! I'M FREE FROM THAT STRIPED THING! :D
Blossomfall and Bumblestripe: DON'T COME BACK, MILLIE THE DRAMATIC!
Daisy: That's awfully mean of you. You can't do that. Tut, tut. I shall go in the nursery and act like a kittypet all my life, hahaha.
Firestar: DAISY, YOUZ EXILXED! :D
Daisy: What? But I loooooove ThunderClan! I looooove Cloudtail!
Brightheart: :O! *Slaps Daisy across the face with a fish* You cannot have Cloud-y!
Cloudtail: Go away, Daisy. -.-
Daisy: Okay. :'( *Walks away*
Firestar: YES! NO MORE STRAYS! *Randomly starts dancing* Haha, ThunderClan's no kittypet. :)
Dustpelt: *Stares at Firestar and Cloudtail* I see kittypets here. >:D
Firestar: What?! No! Firestar, Cloudtail, you're exiled. But Firestarm that's not fair! Go, Firestar! Okay. . . *Walks away with Cloudtail*
Dustpelt: Brambleclaw is now--
Ashfur: Brambleclaw's retired already. ^_^
Dustpelt: What?
Brambleclaw: I retired for no reason. I'M AN ELDER! :D
Dustpelt: K, then. Who will be our leader?
Cinderheart: LIONBLAZE! PICK HIM!
Lionblaze: No, don't pick me! I say you should pick ME!
Ashfur: Pick me. If you do, I shall get rid of all of Squirrelflight's kin! >:)
Sandstorm: Ashfur, I'm sorry to say this, but you're part of Squirrelflight's kin.
Ashfur: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Squirrelflight: o.o
Dustpelt: Lionblaze, you are the new leader.
Lionblaze: I retire!
Dustpelt: K. o.o Hmmm. . . Jayfeather, you're our new leader.
Jayfeather: Yay?
Dustpelt: Yay. All hail--
Jayfeather: I am keeping my name even though I'm leader. I have no shame with being called Jayfeather.
Brackenfur: But--
Dustpelt: The leader's word is the law, remember, Brackenfur.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
